

OF THE SHED
You can place HellShed in the same petroleum fuelled blues-rock town as ZZ Top, Seasick Steve, and The Black Keys. This isnβt nice, polished stadium blues, this is the down nβ dirty stuff and all-the better for it. Just listen to the spooky intro which leads into Zombie claw, replete with Theremin and old timey scratches, then the gnarled guitar blues riff and distorted lead vocals kick in, and you start feeling so dirty you need a shower.
Popa B.A.D.βs voice sounds like he accidentally sanded his own tongue whilst repairing a Harley; reminiscent of ZZ Topβs Billy Gibbonsβ whiskey fuelled larynx. This resonates most on βFinger Lickinβ Goodβ which is a straight up blues rock anthem: βThose plums are made for lovinβ, and loving them I do, all day and night Iβm longing to get closer to youβ¦β Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Professor O.B.Scene
Baritone, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Stomp, Tambourine, Strings, Theremin, Pipe
Origins Unknown
Spends most of his time in the dustiest corners of the Shed, in continuous torturous attempts to squeeze improbable sounds out of a multitude of devices, including innocent musical instruments and strange electronic apparatus. He also smokes his pipe contemplating the irony and wonders of modern life in general.

Popa B.A.D.
Grunts, Tambourine, Harp and Bass Guitar
Origins Unknown
A group of survivors escaping the First Great Zombie Outbreak found him already in the Shed. He preaches to peregrines and to pretty much anyone unfortunate enough to be temporarily trapped inside the Shed. He has a filthy desk where he writes sermons and other delirious rants. Occasionally, out of nowhere, he will scream obscenities, moaning and begging loudly to be let out, but he is largely ignored.

Vicar Du Bruit
Guitars, Tambourine, Keyboards, Gadgets, Vocals
Ordered Vicar from the Parish of the remote French village of Jesus Nazareen, he was (wrongly) convicted of Repeated Abuse Of Office in his tenure, and after miraculously escaping the lynch mob, eventually found refuge and rest in the Shed, where he entertains himself producing noises, mainly in the company of animals.

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